November 30, 2008

Ballooney Tunes

Another limerick... and fart jokes are still the best.

The balloon-racer’s victory design
Was foiled by the breeze's decline.
Cried the balloonist “No worry!
I’ll just swallow this curry -
We'll be jet-propelled over the line!”

November 20, 2008

Until something better comes along...

I am reduced to posting limericks. Oh well, at least they're my own...

In China in ages gone by
a mandarin named Pi sought to fly.
He sat in a socket
on an oversized rocket
and became the first Pi in the sky.

November 08, 2008

The Secret of Good Comedy... timing. Gerard Hoffnung understood that, as evidenced by this section of his address to the Oxford Union in 1958.

Please enjoy The Bricklayer's Lament .